Of bikes ,bruises!

Of bikes ,bruises!

Aaj fir pil gaya !
3rd ( 2nd credible)accident with my bike …nah super bike
I’m sick of it
Y do I keep falling down all the time
Seriously am annoyed with myself
It’s no fun ,sitting with swollen knee blue clot thumbs.
With brown guitars looking face
laughing.
Big time.
With impeccable timing.. I have managed to screw up again !
Leave alone practice I’m wondering… if I’d be fit to complete my work in time
I’m seriously praying I do !

I would have so loved to relate my heroics on the road to mumma..today !
Banged into a full scale army truck.
Then of course I’d earn the necessary reprimands!
and the customary disadvantages of buying a yellow colored super bike
Which can be fun when it comes from my Ma
My roommates are even not here.
Am all by myself at home

Sets me thinking
Should I have had a “Paro” toh .woh to dupatta fad..ke mere haath ki bandage ki hoti..
Yahan to footpath pe logo ke beech se ..ek wise ass ne kaha..ki chot per after-shave laga lo
Teri ma ki !
Wot’s more hospital gaye to..ek pyari si doctor aunty thi
Matronly figure…looked totally harmless
I asked for a tetbac injection
By joy..
All the loving was gone in a flash
Itni tej danta !
“ hoga to pura treatment hoga,keval injection nahin lagega”
And it wud cost me a hundred bucks
Sale pata nahin itne mein to leta kar glucose na chadha dete.
when doc..would drive a needle into my ass..for free.
1000 rupess…no way sir..!

Last resort – office doctor
Sasta and tikau
Add to that totally pakau
Damn he was happy to see a patient.
Ek bakra mil gaya.
This is how he goes about it

“u know helmets can coz deaths or paralysis”
“when it hits in the c2 ur dead and if it goes into the c4 ur pralaysed for life”
“And usse to marna acha hai”
And then a big fat grin…
“kyun hai ki nahin usse to marna acha hai?”
Meri fat gayi
Mein kya reply doon
All I have is a bruised knee and sore thumb.
of that I completely lost all my pain other than a new one
Doc ”sirf sar dard ho raha hai “
Thnx god only saridon is required
Sigh !
Was relieved of escaping from the doctor and was thinking of
No more accident ….

Ohhhh! what the hell . Not again…