SIN
The committed Sin
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I hate myself
Of bikes ,bruises!
Aaj fir pil gaya !
3rd ( 2nd credible)accident with my bike …nah super bike
I’m sick of it
Y do I keep falling down all the time
Seriously am annoyed with myself
It’s no fun ,sitting with swollen knee blue clot thumbs.
With brown guitars looking face
laughing.
Big time.
With impeccable timing.. I have managed to screw up again !
Leave alone practice I’m wondering… if I’d be fit to complete my work in time
I’m seriously praying I do !
I would have so loved to relate my heroics on the road to mumma..today !
Banged into a full scale army truck.
Then of course I’d earn the necessary reprimands!
and the customary disadvantages of buying a yellow colored super bike
Which can be fun when it comes from my Ma
My roommates are even not here.
Am all by myself at home
Sets me thinking
Should I have had a “Paro” toh .woh to dupatta fad..ke mere haath ki bandage ki hoti..
Yahan to footpath pe logo ke beech se ..ek wise ass ne kaha..ki chot per after-shave laga lo
Teri ma ki !
Wot’s more hospital gaye to..ek pyari si doctor aunty thi
Matronly figure…looked totally harmless
I asked for a tetbac injection
By joy..
All the loving was gone in a flash
Itni tej danta !
“ hoga to pura treatment hoga,keval injection nahin lagega”
And it wud cost me a hundred bucks
Sale pata nahin itne mein to leta kar glucose na chadha dete.
when doc..would drive a needle into my ass..for free.
1000 rupess…no way sir..!
Last resort – office doctor
Sasta and tikau
Add to that totally pakau
Damn he was happy to see a patient.
Ek bakra mil gaya.
This is how he goes about it
“u know helmets can coz deaths or paralysis”
“when it hits in the c2 ur dead and if it goes into the c4 ur pralaysed for life”
“And usse to marna acha hai”
And then a big fat grin…
“kyun hai ki nahin usse to marna acha hai?”
Meri fat gayi
Mein kya reply doon
All I have is a bruised knee and sore thumb.
of that I completely lost all my pain other than a new one
Doc ”sirf sar dard ho raha hai “
Thnx god only saridon is required
Sigh !
Was relieved of escaping from the doctor and was thinking of
No more accident ….
Ohhhh! what the hell . Not again…
Thursday, December 3, 2009
My Gurl
root cause analysis>: diminishing no of single gurls in the friend circle
paper presented by >:chot khaya anshul
class 10 -
regular anshul >:so wots new ?
abc single gurl >: umm nuthin much,some movies ,some nail paint and blah blah
irritated anshul >:nice nice....
voice of the angel >: gurls are a waste
anshul >: so true angel,ur the man
class 12 -
regular anshul >: so wots new ?
xyz single and looking gurl >: umm nuthin much u know i met this guy ....and ..he is...
little concerned anshul >: oh wot does he do ? where is he studyin...
voice of the angel >: she's kinda nice but she can be so silly at times
anshul >: i know, angel
engineering - 1'st yr
regular anshul >: so wots new ?
abc taken gurl >:umm nuthin much u know "WE" went to the movies
surprised anshul>: weeee, .....wait a min ,whooo
abc taken gurl >:arrey u know rahul/robert/raj rite....
kanphused anshul >: nooooo
abc taken gurl >:ooh cummon ,ofcourse i "MUST HAVE" told u about him
not been told anshul >:nooooooooooo
abc taken gurl >:oh how cud i,anyways u know this guy rahul/robert/raj
putting 2 and 2 together anshul >: wait a min ,is'nt he the one...u...
abc taken gurl >:i know ,i know but u know we kinda gotta together,and u wudnt believe it anshul it's so great to be in love....
barely composed anshul >:ah yes..,am sure he is a gr8 guy and blah
voice of the angel >: cummon she was never your type
anshul >:yeh i figure so angel
engineering - 4th yr
regular anshul >:so wot's new ?
abc madly in love gurl >:oh anshul i have to tell u so much, last weeknd "WE" went to goa...
ground slipped beneath the feet anshul >:ahan...goa so u must have been to..white sand beach1 and green sand beach2 and purple mohrang beach3 and blah...
abc madly in love gurl >:yeah we went all these places and theres this rocky beach7 cliff beach13 and he bought me ...blah.....
perforated by bullets anshul >:that is so sweet...
voice of the angel >:as long as she is happy...u know
anshul >:hmmm ,i guess that's all that matters angel
job 1'st year
regular anshul >: so wot's new ?
abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:oh man things have not been so nice lately..we hv been fighting a lot ..lately..and blah
friendly wisdom imparting anshul >: ohh cummon that's just a part of the process
abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:no man but how cud...he.........and blah
more friendly wisdom imparting anshul >: hmm...it's not so rite i guess..but i guess it can all be worked out ...
abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:anshul why is he behaving like that......u only tell
running for cover anshul >: umm aahh i guess ...see it is this way(how do i know i dinn go goa with him !)
voice of angel >:she needs ur help anshul
anshul >:ohh really angel !
job 2'nd year
regular anshul >: so wot's new ?
abc soon to be married gurl >: umm nuthin much ,"WE" r getting married
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT anshul >: u mean u and rahul/robert/raj?
abc soon to be married gurl >:arrey no..rahul/robert/raj...was never the right one for me..there's this great guy shankar/krishna/rama
struggling for words anshul >:oh that's so nice to hear ...
abc soon to be married gurl >:wot about u anshul...didu find any gurl
this question was so uncalled for anshul : yeh ,sort of,i duno..it is ..
voice of the angel >:it had to be... .this way u know...
anshul >:am not so sure angel
yesterday
regular anshul >:so wot's new ?
younger sister of gurl once anshul was seeing >:u know,she's expectin !
insulated anshul:
cold anshul:
frozen anshul:
numb anshul:
totally freaked out anshul >:wa......(choked)............ow
voice of the angel >:she has her own life now ...u know.....and so it goes
great my once loved is bearing children now anshul >:SCREW U ANGEL