Thursday, December 3, 2009

My Gurl

root cause analysis>: diminishing no of single gurls in the friend circle

paper presented by >:chot khaya anshul



class 10 -

regular anshul >:so wots new ?

abc single gurl >: umm nuthin much,some movies ,some nail paint and blah blah

irritated anshul >:nice nice....

voice of the angel >: gurls are a waste

anshul >: so true angel,ur the man



class 12 -

regular anshul >: so wots new ?

xyz single and looking gurl >: umm nuthin much u know i met this guy ....and ..he is...

little concerned anshul >: oh wot does he do ? where is he studyin...

voice of the angel >: she's kinda nice but she can be so silly at times

anshul >: i know, angel



engineering - 1'st yr

regular anshul >: so wots new ?

abc taken gurl >:umm nuthin much u know "WE" went to the movies

surprised anshul>: weeee, .....wait a min ,whooo

abc taken gurl >:arrey u know rahul/robert/raj rite....

kanphused anshul >: nooooo

abc taken gurl >:ooh cummon ,ofcourse i "MUST HAVE" told u about him

not been told anshul >:nooooooooooo

abc taken gurl >:oh how cud i,anyways u know this guy rahul/robert/raj

putting 2 and 2 together anshul >: wait a min ,is'nt he the one...u...

abc taken gurl >:i know ,i know but u know we kinda gotta together,and u wudnt believe it anshul it's so great to be in love....

barely composed anshul >:ah yes..,am sure he is a gr8 guy and blah

voice of the angel >: cummon she was never your type

anshul >:yeh i figure so angel



engineering - 4th yr

regular anshul >:so wot's new ?

abc madly in love gurl >:oh anshul i have to tell u so much, last weeknd "WE" went to goa...

ground slipped beneath the feet anshul >:ahan...goa so u must have been to..white sand beach1 and green sand beach2 and purple mohrang beach3 and blah...

abc madly in love gurl >:yeah we went all these places and theres this rocky beach7 cliff beach13 and he bought me ...blah.....

perforated by bullets anshul >:that is so sweet...

voice of the angel >:as long as she is happy...u know

anshul >:hmmm ,i guess that's all that matters angel



job 1'st year

regular anshul >: so wot's new ?

abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:oh man things have not been so nice lately..we hv been fighting a lot ..lately..and blah

friendly wisdom imparting anshul >: ohh cummon that's just a part of the process

abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:no man but how cud...he.........and blah

more friendly wisdom imparting anshul >: hmm...it's not so rite i guess..but i guess it can all be worked out ...

abc realizing harsh realities of life gurl >:anshul why is he behaving like that......u only tell

running for cover anshul >: umm aahh i guess ...see it is this way(how do i know i dinn go goa with him !)

voice of angel >:she needs ur help anshul

anshul >:ohh really angel !



job 2'nd year

regular anshul >: so wot's new ?

abc soon to be married gurl >: umm nuthin much ,"WE" r getting married

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT anshul >: u mean u and rahul/robert/raj?

abc soon to be married gurl >:arrey no..rahul/robert/raj...was never the right one for me..there's this great guy shankar/krishna/rama

struggling for words anshul >:oh that's so nice to hear ...

abc soon to be married gurl >:wot about u anshul...didu find any gurl

this question was so uncalled for anshul : yeh ,sort of,i duno..it is ..

voice of the angel >:it had to be... .this way u know...

anshul >:am not so sure angel



yesterday

regular anshul >:so wot's new ?

younger sister of gurl once anshul was seeing >:u know,she's expectin !

insulated anshul:

cold anshul:

frozen anshul:

numb anshul:

totally freaked out anshul >:wa......(choked)............ow

voice of the angel >:she has her own life now ...u know.....and so it goes

great my once loved is bearing children now anshul >:SCREW U ANGEL